Freud did not have a thing for his mother
Freud did not have a thing for his mother
Freud did not have a thing for his mother
Freud did not have a thing for his mother
Freud did not have a thing for his mother
Freud did not have a thing

I will not start a rehab for the opiated masses
I will not start a rehab for the opiated masses
I will not start a rehab for the opiated masses
I will not start a rehab for the opiated masses
I will not start a rehab for the opiated masses
I will not start a rehab

I will not sing Christmas Carols,
            Christmas Betties, and Christmas Sallies

I will not sing Christmas Carols,
            Christmas Betties, and Christmas Sallies

I will not sing Christmas Carols,
            Christmas Betties, and Christmas Sallies

McDonald's gift cards do not come with free refills
McDonald's gift cards do not come with free refills
McDonald's gift cards do not come with free refills
McDonald's gift cards do not come with free refills
McDonald's gift cards do not come with free refills
McDonald's gift cards do not come

A labor union is not a group of pregnant women
A labor union is not a group of pregnant women
A labor union is not a group of pregnant women
A labor union is not a group of pregnant women
A labor union is not a group of pregnant women
A labor union is not a group

I will not kill dead people
I will not kill dead people
I will not kill dead people
I will not kill dead people
I will not kill dead people
I will not kill

I will not use Stalinist measures
                                  to enforce code style
I will not use Stalinist measures
                                  to enforce code style
I will not use Stalinist measures
                                  to enforce code style
I will not use Stalinist measures

I will not light a match after eating cafeteria food
I will not light a match after eating cafeteria food
I will not light a match after eating cafeteria food
I will not light a match after eating cafeteria food
I will not light a match

I will not start superfluous standards groups
I will not start superfluous standards groups
I will not start superfluous standards groups
I will not start superfluous standards groups
I will not start

I will not set browser to block fortune cookies
I will not set browser to block fortune cookies
I will not set browser to block fortune cookies
I will not set browser to block fortune cookies
I will not set

I will not name bad software after good animals
I will not name bad software after good animals
I will not name bad software after good animals
I will not name bad software after good animals
I will not name bad software

I will not live up to national stereotypes
I will not live up to national stereotypes
I will not live up to national stereotypes
I will not live up to national stereotypes
I will not live

The luck of the Irish is the misfortune
     of the foreigner in the adjacent hotel room.

The luck of the Irish is the misfortune
     of the foreigner in the adjacent hotel room.

The luck of the Irish is the misfortune
     of the foreigner in the adjacent hotel room.

I will not get windows seats on flights of fancy
I will not get windows seats on flights of fancy
I will not get windows seats on flights of fancy
I will not get windows seats on flights of fancy
I will not get windows seats

I will not bring booze to AA meetings
I will not bring booze to AA meetings
I will not bring booze to AA meetings
I will not bring booze to AA meetings
I will not bring booze

Molly Malone is not an Irish comic book superhero
Molly Malone is not an Irish comic book superhero
Molly Malone is not an Irish comic book superhero
Molly Malone is not an Irish comic book superhero

I will not drink afternoon tea all day
I will not drink afternoon tea all day
I will not drink afternoon tea all day
I will not drink afternoon tea all day

Airline passengers do not merge after they check in
Airline passengers do not merge after they check in
Airline passengers do not merge after they check in
Airline passengers do not merge after they check in
Airline passengers do not merge after they check in