Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Software delivered 40+ minutes late is not free
Software delivered 40+ minutes late is not free
Software delivered 40+ minutes late is not free
Software delivered 40+ minutes late is not free
Software delivered 40+ minutes late is not free
Software delivered 40+ minutes late is not free
Software delivered 40+ minutes late is not free
Software delivered 40+ minutes late is not free


Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Detailing is not just for lizards
Detailing is not just for lizards
Detailing is not just for lizards
Detailing is not just for lizards
Detailing is not just for lizards

Monday, January 29, 2007

I will not pay $152 to fill my desktop with junk
I will not pay $152 to fill my desktop with junk
I will not pay $152 to fill my desktop with junk
I will not pay $152 to fill my desktop with junk
I will not pay $152 to fill my desktop with junk
I will not pay $152 to fill my desktop with junk
I will not pay $152 to fill my desktop with junk
I will not pay $152


Friday, January 26, 2007

I will not promote SOA to senior engineer
I will not promote SOA to senior engineer
I will not promote SOA to senior engineer
I will not promote SOA to senior engineer
I will not promote SOA to senior engineer
I will not promote SOA to senior engineer
I will not promote SOA to senior engineer
I will not promote SOA


Thursday, January 25, 2007

I will not fail to deliver promised stock options
I will not fail to deliver promised stock options
I will not fail to deliver promised stock options
I will not fail to deliver promised stock options
I will not fail to deliver promised stock options
I will not fail to deliver promised stock options
I will not fail to deliver promised stock options
I will not fail to deliver promised stock options


Tuesday, January 23, 2007

I will not name protocols after cleaning products
I will not name protocols after cleaning products
I will not name protocols after cleaning products
I will not name protocols after cleaning products
I will not name protocols after cleaning products
I will not name protocols

Monday, January 22, 2007

Stock footage is not filmed at NASDAQ
Stock footage is not filmed at NASDAQ
Stock footage is not filmed at NASDAQ
Stock footage is not filmed at NASDAQ
Stock footage is not filmed at NASDAQ
Stock footage is not filmed at NASDAQ
Stock footage is not filmed at NASDAQ
Stock footage is not filmed


Friday, January 19, 2007

I will not lunch nuclear missiles
I will not lunch nuclear missiles
I will not lunch nuclear missiles
I will not lunch nuclear missiles
I will not lunch nuclear missiles
I will not lunch nuclear missiles

Thursday, January 18, 2007

The right to bear arms does not bar amputations
The right to bear arms does not bar amputations
The right to bear arms does not bar amputations
The right to bear arms does not bar amputations
The right to bear arms does not bar amputations
The right to bear arms does not bar amputations
The right to bear arms does not bar amputations
The right to bear

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I will not brag about my awesome new car
I will not brag about my awesome new car
I will not brag about my awesome new car
I will not brag about my awesome new car
I will not brag about my awesome new car
I will not brag about my awesome new car
I will not brag about my awesome new car
I will not brag about my awesome

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The ten commandments are not written in stone
The ten commandments are not written in stone
The ten commandments are not written in stone
The ten commandments are not written in stone
The ten commandments are not written in stone
The ten commandments are not written in stone
The ten commandments are not written in stone
The ten commandments are not written in stone

Monday, January 15, 2007

I will not pass judgment in the elevator
I will not pass judgment in the elevator
I will not pass judgment in the elevator
I will not pass judgment in the elevator
I will not pass judgment in the elevator
I will not pass judgment in the elevator
I will not pass judgment in the elevator
I will not pass judgment in the elevator

Friday, January 12, 2007

I will not write puns on the board of directors
I will not write puns on the board of directors
I will not write puns on the board of directors
I will not write puns on the board of directors
I will not write puns on the board of directors
I will not write puns on the board of directors
I will not write puns on the board of directors
I will not write puns on the board

Thursday, January 11, 2007

No one died in making Norton Ghost
No one died in making Norton Ghost
No one died in making Norton Ghost
No one died in making Norton Ghost
No one died in making Norton Ghost
No one died in making Norton Ghost
No one died in making Norton Ghost
No one died in making Norton Ghost

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

I will not conduct flammability tests on people
I will not conduct flammability tests on people
I will not conduct flammability tests on people
I will not conduct flammability tests on people
I will not conduct flammability tests on people
I will not conduct flammability tests on people
I will not conduct flammability tests on people
I will not conduct

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

I will not use florescent bulbs as light sabers
I will not use florescent bulbs as light sabers
I will not use florescent bulbs as light sabers
I will not use florescent bulbs as light sabers
I will not use florescent bulbs as light sabers
I will not use florescent bulbs




Monday, January 08, 2007

KFC's OS is not based on the Sanders kernel
KFC's OS is not based on the Sanders kernel
KFC's OS is not based on the Sanders kernel
KFC's OS is not based on the Sanders kernel
KFC's OS is not based on the Sanders kernel
KFC's OS is not based

Friday, January 05, 2007

Configuration properties are not
                                      subject to property tax

Configuration properties are not
                                      subject to property tax

Configuration properties are not
                                      subject to property tax


Thursday, January 04, 2007

Heart disease is not for the faint of heart
Heart disease is not for the faint of heart
Heart disease is not for the faint of heart
Heart disease is not for the faint of heart
Heart disease is not for the faint of heart
Heart disease is not for the faint of heart

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Saddam's executors did not fail to guess a word
Saddam's executors did not fail to guess a word
Saddam's executors did not fail to guess a word
Saddam's executors did not fail to guess a word
Saddam's executors did not fail to guess a word
Saddam's executors did not fail