Friday, March 30, 2007

Ruby slippers were not ported from java
Ruby slippers were not ported from java
Ruby slippers were not ported from java
Ruby slippers were not ported from java
Ruby slippers were not ported from java
Ruby slippers were not ported from java
Ruby slippers were not ported from java
Ruby slippers were not ported from java

Thursday, March 29, 2007


Greenpeace is not missing the forest for the stumps
Greenpeace is not missing the forest for the stumps
Greenpeace is not missing the forest for the stumps
Greenpeace is not missing the forest for the stumps
Greenpeace is not missing the forest for the stumps
Greenpeace is not missing the forest for the stumps
Greenpeace is not missing the forest for the stumps

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Sobering thoughts do not excuse drunk driving
Sobering thoughts do not excuse drunk driving
Sobering thoughts do not excuse drunk driving
Sobering thoughts do not excuse drunk driving
Sobering thoughts do not excuse drunk driving
Sobering thoughts do not excuse drunk driving
Sobering thoughts do not excuse drunk driving
Sobering thoughts do not excuse drunk driving

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

I will not jail people for subversion,
                                    ClearCase, and CVS
I will not jail people for subversion,
                                    ClearCase, and CVS
I will not jail people for subversion,
                                    ClearCase, and CVS
I will not jail people for subversion,
                                    ClearCase, and CVS

Monday, March 26, 2007

I did not pop the .com bubble
I did not pop the .com bubble
I did not pop the .com bubble
I did not pop the .com bubble
I did not pop the .com bubble
I did not pop the .com bubble
I did not pop the

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Threads can fork but not spoon
Threads can fork but not spoon
Threads can fork but not spoon
Threads can fork but not spoon
Threads can fork but not spoon
Threads can fork but not spoon

Friday, March 23, 2007

God was not drunk when he created Bush
God was not drunk when he created Bush
God was not drunk when he created Bush
God was not drunk when he created Bush
God was not drunk when he created Bush
God was not drunk when he created Bush
God was not drunk when he created Bush

Thursday, March 22, 2007

I will not hold debates for release candidates
I will not hold debates for release candidates
I will not hold debates for release candidates
I will not hold debates for release candidates
I will not hold debates for release candidates
I will not hold debates for release candidates
I will not hold debates for release candidates
I will not hold

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

I will not fire eight people for "performance reasons"
I will not fire eight people for "performance reasons"
I will not fire eight people for "performance reasons"
I will not fire eight people for "performance reasons"
I will not fire eight people for "performance reasons"
I will not fire eight people for "performance reasons"

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

This gag is neither funny nor accurate
This gag is neither funny nor accurate
This gag is neither funny nor accurate
This gag is neither funny nor accurate
This gag is neither funny nor accurate
This gag is neither funny nor accurate
This gag is neither funny nor accurate

Monday, March 19, 2007

Polluted bodies of water do not have BO
Polluted bodies of water do not have BO
Polluted bodies of water do not have BO
Polluted bodies of water do not have BO
Polluted bodies of water do not have BO
Polluted bodies of water do not have BO

Thursday, March 15, 2007

St. Patrick did not play Captain Picard
St. Patrick did not play Captain Picard
St. Patrick did not play Captain Picard
St. Patrick did not play Captain Picard
St. Patrick did not play Captain Picard
St. Patrick did not play Captain Picard
St. Patrick did not play Captain Picard
St. Patrick did not play

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

I will not smoke-test marijuana
I will not smoke-test marijuana
I will not smoke-test marijuana
I will not smoke-test marijuana
I will not smoke-test marijuana
I will not smoke-test marijuana
I will not smoke-test marijuana
I will not smoke-test

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

I will not accept Ed Whitacre as my savior
I will not accept Ed Whitacre as my savior
I will not accept Ed Whitacre as my savior
I will not accept Ed Whitacre as my savior
I will not accept Ed Whitacre as my savior
I will not accept Ed Whitacre as my savior
I will not accept Ed Whitacre

Monday, March 12, 2007

UPS will not deliver us from evil
UPS will not deliver us from evil
UPS will not deliver us from evil
UPS will not deliver us from evil
UPS will not deliver us from evil
UPS will not deliver us from evil
UPS will not deliver

Friday, March 09, 2007

Art schools do not teach drawing and quartering
Art schools do not teach drawing and quartering
Art schools do not teach drawing and quartering
Art schools do not teach drawing and quartering
Art schools do not teach drawing and quartering
Art schools do not teach drawing and quartering
Art schools do not teach drawing and quartering
Art schools do not teach

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Camel cigarettes do not have humps
Camel cigarettes do not have humps
Camel cigarettes do not have humps
Camel cigarettes do not have humps
Camel cigarettes do not have humps
Camel cigarettes do not have humps
Camel cigarettes do not have humps

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

I will not misuse suppositories
I will not misuse suppositories
I will not misuse suppositories
I will not misuse suppositories
I will not misuse suppositories
I will not misuse suppositories
I will not misuse suppositories

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

I will not buy companies at garage sales
I will not buy companies at garage sales
I will not buy companies at garage sales
I will not buy companies at garage sales
I will not buy companies at garage sales
I will not buy companies at garage sales
I will not buy companies

Monday, March 05, 2007

I will not poke people with XML brackets
I will not poke people with XML brackets
I will not poke people with XML brackets
I will not poke people with XML brackets
I will not poke people with XML brackets
I will not poke people with XML brackets
I will not poke people with XML brackets
I will not poke

Friday, March 02, 2007


I will not send Windows Vista screenshots to the Louvre
I will not send Windows Vista screenshots to the Louvre
I will not send Windows Vista screenshots to the Louvre
I will not send Windows Vista screenshots to the Louvre
I will not send Windows Vista screenshots to the Louvre
I will not send Windows Vista screenshots to the Louvre
I will not send Windows Vista screenshots to the Louvre

Thursday, March 01, 2007

I will not run meetings longer
                                      than the human lifespan
I will not run meetings longer
                                      than the human lifespan
I will not run meetings longer
                                      than the human lifespan
I will not run meetings
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