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I will not take bets on race conditions
I will not take bets on race conditions
I will not take bets on race conditions
I will not take bets on race conditions
I will not take bets on race conditions
I will not take bets on race conditions
I will not take bets on race conditions

The "intelligent design" theory does not apply to ****
The "intelligent design" theory does not apply to ****
The "intelligent design" theory does not apply to ****
The "intelligent design" theory does not apply to ****
The "intelligent design" theory does not apply to ****
The "intelligent design" theory does not apply
Name of the project I'm working on has been removed
to protect the guilty. :-)

I will not complain about the imbecile project I work on
I will not complain about the imbecile project I work on
I will not complain about the imbecile project I work on
I will not complain about the imbecile project I work on
I will not complain about the imbecile project I work on
I will not complain about the imbecile project I work on
I will not complain about the imbecile project I work on
I will not complain about the imbecile project I work on

I will not organize prison riots
I will not organize prison riots
I will not organize prison riots
I will not organize prison riots
I will not organize prison riots
I will not organize prison riots
I will not organize prison riots
I will not organize

I will not eat accountants' cooked books
I will not eat accountants' cooked books
I will not eat accountants' cooked books
I will not eat accountants' cooked books
I will not eat accountants' cooked books
I will not eat accountants' cooked books
I will not eat accountants' cooked books

I will not sentence Britney Spears to
               ten years in a pitch correction facility.
I will not sentence Britney Spears to
               ten years in a pitch correction facility.
I will not sentence Britney Spears to
               ten years in a pitch correction facility.
I will not sentence Britney Spears to
               ten years

I will not forget to write on the marker board
I will not forget to write on the marker board
I will not forget to write on the marker board
I will not forget to write on the marker board
I will not forget to write on the marker board
I will not forget to write on the marker board
I will not forget to write on the marker board

I will not make people go blind
I will not make people go blind
I will not make people go blind
I will not make people go blind
I will not make people go blind
I will not make people go blind
I will not make people go blind

I will not succeed with my defeatist attitude
I will not succeed with my defeatist attitude
I will not succeed with my defeatist attitude
I will not succeed with my defeatist attitude
I will not succeed with my defeatist attitude
I will not succeed with my defeatist attitude
I will not succeed with my defeatist attitude
I will not succeed with my defeatist attitude

VA Tech shooter did not get rabies from an undercooked dog
VA Tech shooter did not get rabies from an undercooked dog
VA Tech shooter did not get rabies from an undercooked dog
VA Tech shooter did not get rabies from an undercooked dog
VA Tech shooter did not get rabies from an undercooked dog
VA Tech shooter did not get rabies from an undercooked dog
VA Tech shooter did not get rabies from an undercooked dog
VA Tech shooter did not get rabies from an undercooked dog

I will not administer IQ tests to smart bombs
I will not administer IQ tests to smart bombs
I will not administer IQ tests to smart bombs
I will not administer IQ tests to smart bombs
I will not administer IQ tests to smart bombs
I will not administer IQ tests to smart bombs
I will not administer IQ tests

Manufacturing plants do not grow in greenhouses
Manufacturing plants do not grow in greenhouses
Manufacturing plants do not grow in greenhouses
Manufacturing plants do not grow in greenhouses
Manufacturing plants do not grow in greenhouses
Manufacturing plants do not grow in greenhouses
Manufacturing plants do not grow in greenhouses
Manufacturing plants do not grow in greenhouses

Businesspeople do not play poker with business cards
Businesspeople do not play poker with business cards
Businesspeople do not play poker with business cards
Businesspeople do not play poker with business cards
Businesspeople do not play poker with business cards
Businesspeople do not play poker with business cards
Businesspeople do not play poker with business cards
Businesspeople do not play poker with business cards

I will not evacuate from fire sales
I will not evacuate from fire sales
I will not evacuate from fire sales
I will not evacuate from fire sales
I will not evacuate from fire sales
I will not evacuate from fire sales
I will not evacuate from fire sales
I will not evacuate from fire sales

Supermarket sweep is not a janitor contest
Supermarket sweep is not a janitor contest
Supermarket sweep is not a janitor contest
Supermarket sweep is not a janitor contest
Supermarket sweep is not a janitor contest
Supermarket sweep is not a janitor contest
Supermarket sweep is not a janitor contest

Fox News' spin does not rotate the Earth.
Fox News' spin does not rotate the Earth.
Fox News' spin does not rotate the Earth.
Fox News' spin does not rotate the Earth.
Fox News' spin does not rotate the Earth.
Fox News' spin does not rotate the Earth.
Fox News' spin does not rotate the Earth.

Easter Bunny brings eggs, not rabbit meat
Easter Bunny brings eggs, not rabbit meat
Easter Bunny brings eggs, not rabbit meat
Easter Bunny brings eggs, not rabbit meat
Easter Bunny brings eggs, not rabbit meat
Easter Bunny brings eggs, not rabbit meat
Easter Bunny brings eggs, not rabbit meat

Jesus's last words were not "thank god it's Friday"
Jesus's last words were not "thank god it's Friday"
Jesus's last words were not "thank god it's Friday"
Jesus's last words were not "thank god it's Friday"
Jesus's last words were not "thank god it's Friday"
Jesus's last words were not "thank god it's Friday"
Jesus's last words were not "thank god it's Friday"
Jesus's last words were not "thank god it's Friday"

George Bush was not named after
                                           his favorite restroom
George Bush was not named after
                                           his favorite restroom
George Bush was not named after
                                           his favorite restroom
George Bush was not named after
                                           his favorite restroom

Cancer doctors do not need a sense of tumor
Cancer doctors do not need a sense of tumor
Cancer doctors do not need a sense of tumor
Cancer doctors do not need a sense of tumor
Cancer doctors do not need a sense of tumor
Cancer doctors do not need a sense of tumor
Cancer doctors do not need a sense of tumor

I will not dissolve parliaments in water
I will not dissolve parliaments in water
I will not dissolve parliaments in water
I will not dissolve parliaments in water
I will not dissolve parliaments in water
I will not dissolve parliaments in water
I will not dissolve