Thursday, May 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Rap music is not an oxymoron
Rap music is not an oxymoron
Rap music is not an oxymoron
Rap music is not an oxymoron
Rap music is not an oxymoron
Rap music is not an oxymoron
Rap music is not an ox

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Prune juice does not help implement the waterfall model
Prune juice does not help implement the waterfall model
Prune juice does not help implement the waterfall model
Prune juice does not help implement the waterfall model
Prune juice does not help implement the waterfall model
Prune juice does not help implement the waterfall model
Prune juice does not help implement the waterfall model
Prune juice does not help

Friday, May 25, 2007

Memorial day does not commemorate the
        the aniversary of the first Memorial Day sale
Memorial day does not commemorate the
        the aniversary of the first Memorial Day sale
Memorial day does not commemorate the
        the aniversary of the first Memorial Day sale
Memorial day does not commemorate the
        the aniversary of the first Memorial Day sale.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

I will not give away my passw0rd53
I will not give away my passw0rd53
I will not give away my passw0rd53
I will not give away my passw0rd53
I will not give away my passw0rd53
I will not give away my passw0rd53
I will not give away my passw0rd53

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

I will not use no double negatives
I will not use no double negatives
I will not use no double negatives
I will not use no double negatives
I will not use no double negatives
I will not use no double negatives
I will not use no double negatives

Monday, May 21, 2007

Logical WSDL is not an oxymoron
Logical WSDL is not an oxymoron
Logical WSDL is not an oxymoron
Logical WSDL is not an oxymoron
Logical WSDL is not an oxymoron
Logical WSDL is not an oxymoron
Logical WSDL is not an oxymoron

Friday, May 18, 2007

I will not bury the hatchet in people I dislike
I will not bury the hatchet in people I dislike
I will not bury the hatchet in people I dislike
I will not bury the hatchet in people I dislike
I will not bury the hatchet in people I dislike
I will not bury the hatchet in people I dislike
I will not bury the hatchet in people I dislike
I will not bury the hatchet

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Martin Fowler does not kill by lethal dependency injection
Martin Fowler does not kill by lethal dependency injection
Martin Fowler does not kill by lethal dependency injection
Martin Fowler does not kill by lethal dependency injection
Martin Fowler does not kill by lethal dependency injection
Martin Fowler does not kill by lethal dependency injection
Martin Fowler does not kill by lethal dependency injection

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

I will not write essay questions in JUnit tests
I will not write essay questions in JUnit tests
I will not write essay questions in JUnit tests
I will not write essay questions in JUnit tests
I will not write essay questions in JUnit tests
I will not write essay questions in JUnit tests
I will not write

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Satanic cults do not worship Dick Cheney
Satanic cults do not worship Dick Cheney
Satanic cults do not worship Dick Cheney
Satanic cults do not worship Dick Cheney
Satanic cults do not worship Dick Cheney
Satanic cults do not worship Dick Cheney
Satanic cults do not worship Dick Cheney

Monday, May 14, 2007

I will not self-inflict child abuse
I will not self-inflict child abuse
I will not self-inflict child abuse
I will not self-inflict child abuse
I will not self-inflict child abuse
I will not self-inflict child abuse
I will not self-inflict child abuse

Friday, May 11, 2007

The Word of God is not bundled with Excel of God                                            and PowerPoint of God
The Word of God is not bundled with Excel of God                                            and PowerPoint of God
The Word of God is not bundled with Excel of God                                            and PowerPoint of God
The Word of God is not bundled with Excel of God                                            and PowerPoint of God

Thursday, May 10, 2007

I will not observe the National Marker Board Abstinence Day
I will not observe the National Marker Board Abstinence Day
I will not observe the National Marker Board Abstinence Day
I will not observe the National Marker Board Abstinence Day
I will not observe the National Marker Board Abstinence Day
I will not observe the National Marker Board Abstinence Day

(I forgot to write on the board today)

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

I will not wait to go to the bathroom
I will not wait to go to the bathroom
I will not wait to go to the bathroom
I will not wait to go to the bathroom
I will not wait to go to the bathroom
I will not wait to go to the bathroom
I will not wait to go to the bathroom
I will not wait to go to the ...oops!

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

The ban on late-term abortion does not apply to software
The ban on late-term abortion does not apply to software
The ban on late-term abortion does not apply to software
The ban on late-term abortion does not apply to software
The ban on late-term abortion does not apply to software
The ban on late-term abortion does not apply to software
The ban on late-term abortion does not apply

Monday, May 07, 2007

Sewers do not sew
Sewers do not sew
Sewers do not sew
Sewers do not sew
Sewers do not sew
Sewers do not sew
Sewers do not sew
Sewers do not sew

Friday, May 04, 2007

The copier is not a tanning bed
The copier is not a tanning bed
The copier is not a tanning bed
The copier is not a tanning bed
The copier is not a tanning bed
The copier is not a tanning bed
The copier is not a tanning bed

Thursday, May 03, 2007

I will not expose private variables in public
I will not expose private variables in public
I will not expose private variables in public
I will not expose private variables in public
I will not expose private variables in public
I will not expose private variables in public
I will not expose private variables

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

I illway otnay itewray agsgay in igpay atinlay
I illway otnay itewray agsgay in igpay atinlay
I illway otnay itewray agsgay in igpay atinlay
I illway otnay itewray agsgay in igpay atinlay
I illway otnay itewray agsgay in igpay atinlay
I illway otnay itewray agsgay in igpay atinlay
I illway otnay itewray agsgay in igpay atinlay
I illway otnay itewray agsgay in igpay atinlay
I will not give people food poisoning
I will not give people food poisoning
I will not give people food poisoning
I will not give people food poisoning
I will not give people food poisoning
I will not give people food poisoning
I will not give people food poisoning
I will not give people food

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

I will not make waves in a tsunami
I will not make waves in a tsunami
I will not make waves in a tsunami
I will not make waves in a tsunami
I will not make waves in a tsunami
I will not make waves in a tsunami
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