Tuesday, July 31, 2007

I will not obey the Simpsons Movie board gag
I will not obey the Simpsons Movie board gag
I will not obey the Simpsons Movie board gag
I will not obey the Simpsons Movie board gag
I will not obey the Simpsons Movie board gag
I will not obey the Simpsons Movie board gag
I will not obey the Simpsons

Monday, July 30, 2007

Flights of stairs should not end in crash landings
Flights of stairs should not end in crash landings
Flights of stairs should not end in crash landings
Flights of stairs should not end in crash landings
Flights of stairs should not end in crash landings
Flights of stairs should not end in crash landings
Flights of stairs should not end in crash landings
Flights of stairs should not end in crash

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Crematories do not make cream
Crematories do not make cream
Crematories do not make cream
Crematories do not make cream
Crematories do not make cream
Crematories do not make cream
Crematories do not make cream
Crematories do not make cream

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

I   will   not   write   spoilers
I   will   not   write   spoilers
I   will   not   write   spoilers
I   will   not   write   spoilers
I   will   not   write   spoilers
I   will   not   write   spoilers
I   will   not   write   spoilers
Harry Potter kills Vodlemort

Monday, July 23, 2007

Terminal diseases do not only happen in airports
Terminal diseases do not only happen in airports
Terminal diseases do not only happen in airports
Terminal diseases do not only happen in airports
Terminal diseases do not only happen in airports
Terminal diseases do not only happen in airports
Terminal diseases do not only happen in airports
Terminal diseases do not only happen in airports

Friday, July 20, 2007

Excessive back-patting does not cause blisters
Excessive back-patting does not cause blisters
Excessive back-patting does not cause blisters
Excessive back-patting does not cause blisters
Excessive back-patting does not cause blisters
Excessive back-patting does not cause blisters
Excessive back-patting does not cause blisters
Excessive back-patting does not cause blisters

Thursday, July 19, 2007

I will not enter into one-to-many relationships
I will not enter into one-to-many relationships
I will not enter into one-to-many relationships
I will not enter into one-to-many relationships
I will not enter into one-to-many relationships
I will not enter into one-to-many relationships
I will not enter into one-to-many relationships
I will not enter into one-to-many relationships

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Wall Street does not hire JMS brokers
Wall Street does not hire JMS brokers
Wall Street does not hire JMS brokers
Wall Street does not hire JMS brokers
Wall Street does not hire JMS brokers
Wall Street does not hire JMS brokers
Wall Street does not hire JMS brokers

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

i Wi11 n0t wRiT3 lik3 a pr3-t33n n3wb
i Wi11 n0t wRiT3 lik3 a pr3-t33n n3wb
i Wi11 n0t wRiT3 lik3 a pr3-t33n n3wb
i Wi11 n0t wRiT3 lik3 a pr3-t33n n3wb
i Wi11 n0t wRiT3 lik3 a pr3-t33n n3wb
i Wi11 n0t wRiT3 lik3 a pr3-t33n n3wb
i Wi11 n0t wRiT3 lik3 a pr3-t33n n3wb

Monday, July 16, 2007

I will not crucify people by accident
I will not crucify people by accident
I will not crucify people by accident
I will not crucify people by accident
I will not crucify people by accident
I will not crucify people by accident
I will not crucify people by accident

Friday, July 13, 2007

I will not prolong the 11th hour
I will not prolong the 11th hour
I will not prolong the 11th hour
I will not prolong the 11th hour
I will not prolong the 11th hour
I will not prolong the 11th hour
I will not prolong the 11th hour
I will not prolong the 11th hour
Thought leaders are not metric equivalents of thought gallons
Thought leaders are not metric equivalents of thought gallons
Thought leaders are not metric equivalents of thought gallons
Thought leaders are not metric equivalents of thought gallons
Thought leaders are not metric equivalents of thought gallons
Thought leaders are not metric equivalents of thought gallons
Thought leaders are not metric equivalents of thought gallons
Thought leaders are not

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Suspended animators do not create suspended animation
Suspended animators do not create suspended animation
Suspended animators do not create suspended animation
Suspended animators do not create suspended animation
Suspended animators do not create suspended animation
Suspended animators do not create suspended animation
Suspended animators do not create suspended animation
Suspended animators do not create

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

I will not sell software training, planing, and boating
I will not sell software training, planing, and boating
I will not sell software training, planing, and boating
I will not sell software training, planing, and boating
I will not sell software training, planing, and boating
I will not sell software training, planing, and boating
I will not sell software

Monday, July 09, 2007

I will not assist people with suicide against their will
I will not assist people with suicide against their will
I will not assist people with suicide against their will
I will not assist people with suicide against their will
I will not assist people with suicide against their will
I will not assist people with suicide against their will
I will not assist people with suicide against their will
I will not assist people

Friday, July 06, 2007

I will not repeat myself    I will not repeat myself
I will not repeat myself    I will not repeat myself
I will not repeat myself    I will not repeat myself
I will not repeat myself    I will not repeat myself
I will not repeat myself    I will not repeat myself
I will not repeat myself    I will not repeat myself
I will not repeat myself    I will not repeat myself
I will not repeat myself    I will not repeat

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Carbon dating does not lead to carbon marriage
Carbon dating does not lead to carbon marriage
Carbon dating does not lead to carbon marriage
Carbon dating does not lead to carbon marriage
Carbon dating does not lead to carbon marriage
Carbon dating does not lead to carbon marriage
Carbon dating does not lead to carbon marriage
Carbon dating does not lead to carbon marriage

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

The Church of Patriotism does not have
                          an engorged collection plate
The Church of Patriotism does not have
                          an engorged collection plate
The Church of Patriotism does not have
                          an engorged collection plate
The Church of Patriotism does not have
                          an engorged collection plate

Monday, July 02, 2007

I will not transplant church organs
I will not transplant church organs
I will not transplant church organs
I will not transplant church organs
I will not transplant church organs
I will not transplant church organs
I will not transplant church organs
I will not transplant church organs
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